C: Honey can I sing you a song?
J: Yes of course
C: It's a big one
C: I don't know if I'll be able to hit all the notes
J: It'll be great
C: Ok ready?
C: Aaannnd I eiii will always love you ooooooo, will always looove you.
J: Wow love that was great.
C: Quite possible the worst rendition of that song EVER.